Ha ha ha ............

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

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NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... 

 Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

laugh more........

JOKES

Plz inform to all your friends/relatives

All over India there will be power failure 2day frm

11:00 am- 11:00 pm

coz

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 Rajnikant is going to charge his mobile............

laugh is good for health

Laughing is a reaction to certain stimuli, fundamentally stress, which serves as an emotional balancing mechanism. Traditionally, it's considered a visual expression of happiness, or an inward feeling of joy. It may ensue from hearing a joke, being tickled, or other stimuli. It is in most cases a very pleasant sensation.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

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'Laughter is the best medicine, ' To everyone, this is well known, But now-a-days, it's rarely seen 'Cause of more stress and strain. In the good olden days, There were royal ways, For a king's laughter, Got thro' a Court Jester. To a Joker's club, Or a Theatre pub, One has to go today, For buying one's joy. Anger leads one to tension, And laughter to relaxation, But still why one chooses frustration, Paying health a little attention? It's said, 'An apple a day Keeps the doctor away, ' Why a free-laugh, daily one can't try, Rather going for an apple to buy? This way one can be happy, To lead a long life healthy, And can grow further wealthy, No more medicines, no more worr